How to Jam a Printer and Settle for Tie-Dye

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How to Jam your Husband’s Printer & Settle for Tie-Dye

1. Attempt to print an iron-on transfer for your upcoming Disney trip.
2. When it doesn’t work properly go to store and buy different paper to try.
3. Attempt to print an iron-on transfer again.
4. When it doesn’t work properly use husband’s printer. (logical at the time?)
5. Completely ignore the warning of this being ink jet paper, and you have a laser jet printer.
6. Ignore the warning about the specific printer model listed on the back of said paper, which you have.
7. Attempt to print an iron-on transfer yet again.
8. Panic when it gets stuck and is nowhere to be seen.
9. Find a quiet happy place as said husband takes an hour to dislodge said paper.
10. Wallow in guilt as husband attempts to clean rollers of said printer and tries to get it working.
11. Settle for tie-dying a Mickey Mouse head onto a shirt instead.